(41 plays)The Book of Mormon makes me die laughing.
“Well, Elder McKinley, I think it’s okay that you’re having gay thoughts, just so long as you never act upon them.
No ‘cause then you’re just keeping it down like a dimmer switch on low. Thinking nobody needs to know, but that’s not true. Being gay is bad but lyin’ is worse so just realize you have a curable curse and turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Now how do you feel?
The same.
Then you’ve only got yourself to blame. You didn’t pretend hard enough. Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes and find the box that’s gay and CRUSH IT!”^^ FABULOUS solution to homosexuality.
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Submitted by redconverse
(Source: thebackstagebadger)
(20 plays)In the process of learning this song at the moment. Patti Lupone, I think you were my favorite Rose. Bernadette Peters, you might be a tie.
SUTTON FOSTER, WHEN WILL YOU GET YOUR GYPSY REVIVAL?
Anonymous asked: This was cute for a little while.
It was but I guess we ran out of ideas until next ear when more new jokes about the school we love so much can be made.
Anonymous asked: How come there's nothing on visual artists?
Because no VAs submitted anything.
I rest my case.
Anonymous asked: Your shout out for Walker's.. You forgot Vicky. WAY TO GO.
So sorry!
Think about this:
How scary would it be if your dentist was singing “Dentist!” from Little Shop Of Horrors? Or for that matter, your barber singing Sweeney Todd? Even worse then either of that, the cat singing music from Cats the Musical?